My Dog Has A Boyfriend

He's a German Shepherd; he's my ex-girlfriends dog, and he is a sniffer--rarely a barker.

She's a Beagledor; she's my pride and joy, and is a whiner, a barker, and part beagle--but that's redundant.

They kind of dated for a while (all over my house, mind you) but only after the third date did they decide to commit to something more serious.

Now they yearn for each other daily.  Really fucking pisses me off sometimes.

I hate how my blogs are so niche.  They shouldn't be, yet they are.

But I love the world so I can't complain.

Comment if you believe I should update this blog more often.  If it gets more popular I'll probably change the template as well--gotta keep up with the times.

Until then, stay classy, sharp, and never out of it.

~intelligence

It's A Blog Eat Blog World Out There...

Welcome.  

As an introduction I will announce that this is my third blog I have ever made.  Devoted to (you guessed it!) me and my friend's dogs.  

They are idiots.  But they are our idiots, so you can't have them.

We were walking them just now and I had the stupendous idea to record their antics and stupidity in yet another blog.  It's full of suspense, slapstick, pointless barking, embarrassing photos, and even a little bit of undeveloped romance...

I hope you enjoy as we travel through the eyes of the most tortured (ahem, i mean domesticated) animals we could get our hands on.  Thank you and good morning.