The One Time I Wish Dogs DID Suck

No, no, no; it isn't like it sounds.  It just grinds my gears, roasts my bottom sometimes.  It's fine when the dogs jump and roll and eat each other on the carpet--I can deal.  But when I just did the vacuuming for the day and Kara brings over her poop-headed pooch unexpectedly and MESSES UP the same carpet I had literally vacuumed one minute before she came over...sigh.  I just need mother nature to evolve those canines a built-in vacuum before I raise hell.